Papad Mania

Papad nahi khaana chahiye. Pachta nahi hai.
Roasted chodo, tala hua toh bilkul nahi khana chahiye...
kachcha papad accha hota hai. khana hai toh kachcha khao...

Nishachar

This is something which happened a while ago.
We as in Lokhande and I were discussing some arbit stuff with Shakti, when I suddenly said that a certain person is "Nishachar" (निशाचर) (meaning : according to me, someone who wakes at night actually, an owl.). But then, Shakti suddenly blurted out: वैसे तोह हम सब निशाचर हैं । निशाचर वह होता है जो रात को खाता है। (some one who eats at night). Then, after taking his case, he justified his claim:
Nisha ko charne wala nishachar hota hai!!! Jo raat ko charta hai woh nishachar!! Vaise hum sab Nishachar hai; Nishachar ek shaitaan hota hai. We are not supposed to eat at night!!