Laxmi 1 Swarthi Manushya

We were all at Laxmi on the auspicious occasion of Anant Chaturdashi (All Messes were closed) and Shakti suddenly goes:
Ham jo kuch bhi karte hai, woh khud ke liye karte hai. Ham agar padhte hai, woh khud ke liye hai. Ham khaana khaate hai, toh khud ke liye. Ham agar kisika bhala karte hai, toh woh bhi sirf isiliye ki hamein punya milein, woh bhi khud ke liye. Which implies ki ham sab swaarthi hai. which impliies swarth achchi cheez hai.

We tried to argue with him; he asked us to define "achchi cheez", we gave up.